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(09-01-2017, 18:43)WBA-Josh Wrote: Cornish drivers
Drivers here in Cornwall are a different breed to elsewhere in England. It is like living in a whole new country with how some idiots drive. Either really wreckless and unaware of others or they drive so slowly and disregard  the speed limit. I once followed a car for a couple of miles who was going 40 in a 60 and then the idiot decides to speed up to 45 once we reached a village with a 40mph speed limit.

Laugh  Laugh  The locals I've been in a car with down here would swear that the barmy drivers MUST BE emmets!
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(By the way, Josh, what chance have we got for an Argyle replay ticket?  Wink  )
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#32
(09-01-2017, 17:42)tidy Wrote: Ambulance chasers..... Angry  

Lycra Cyclists... Angry  ...I assume most of them have a driving licence as well so can't understand why they ignore highway code... Angry   

Any politician in opposition... Angry

The argument over 'driver operated doors'...they're feckin safe ffs... Doh ...underground's been using them for years... Angry ...most of the continent do as well... Angry . Feckin MOVE ON!

Foreign aid... Doh

Euro-vision song contest... Doh ...we have NO friends in Europe... Thumb up ...feck 'em.

Derby County fans 'slagging' off Pulis's football....then go and do exactly the same... Doh

End of season/Summer/Winter/Autumn/Sales...am I stupid???... Doh

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I would say ALL politicians
ALL foreign aid - we have them all here to help
Euro-vision song contest... :doh ...as you say we have NO friends in Europe... Thumb up ...so feck 'em.
Dodgy councillors
All animal killers for the sake of killing or greed.
Bike riders with no rear lights.
Bloody car that doesn't start on cold mornings
Transport strikes
Bloody people sneezing over everybody giving me a effing cold
Sodding heating bills

I could go on > welcome to 2017
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#33
(09-01-2017, 18:43)WBA-Josh Wrote: Neo-Nazism
German Neo-Nazism is bad enough but there are also Russian, British and American Neo-**** who idolise a man and a movement which has no place in modern society and would have destroyed those countries if Germany had won the war.

Cornish drivers
Drivers here in Cornwall are a different breed to elsewhere in England. It is like living in a whole new country with how some idiots drive. Either really wreckless and unaware of others or they drive so slowly and disregard  the speed limit. I once followed a car for a couple of miles who was going 40 in a 60 and then the idiot decides to speed up to 45 once we reached a village with a 40mph speed limit.

Beefy Baggie
Jabba the Hutt in human form.  Whistle

Ah the bloated one that looks like a Penis Rolleyes

Pity you never see yours as the shine of your head makes it impossible to see anything that is just under a inch in length Laugh
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Is the above face the one that your wife makes when you manage to keep your erection for longer than 15 seconds?  Whistle
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(10-01-2017, 00:10)WBA-Josh Wrote: [Image: 2560762.jpg]

Is the above face the one that your wife makes when you manage to keep your erection for longer than 15 seconds?  Whistle

Nope ......
15 Hours Whistle
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#36
14 hours and 55 minutes of that is you trying to find your penis which is buried deep under your saggy flab. You might want to use some bigger tweezers. Whistle
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#37
Keep trying slaphead Big Grin

I won't bother asking to borrow your tweezers, they are probably contaminated with some nasty disease after you nights of passion with Garry Tongue
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(10-01-2017, 01:28)Beefy 1965 Wrote: Keep trying slaphead  Big Grin

I won't bother asking to borrow your tweezers, they are probably contaminated with some nasty disease after you nights of passion with Garry  Tongue

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@Kristien 1965
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#39
Tattoos!!
The most stupid fashion ever!
(Just so long as NHS doesn't offer to remove them in 10 years time f.o.c. for 30 year-olds, traumatised because they look fecking ridiculous on silly old twats).
What's the betting tosseurs like Beckham get them removed one day, and everyone else will want to follow.
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People who, when answering ANY question, start with "so.....".Really winds me up - seems to be a modern trend of talking....
.....as does the way that lots of folk turn up the inference at the end of EVERY sentence, as if they're asking a question. Think this was started by our Australian friends from Neighbours. AaaaAgghhh!
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