Have I got a mock the international break thread for you

Amelia Chaffinch · (This post was last modified: 08-11-2016, 23:56 by Amelia Chaffinch.)

1. Pin the badge on the club

a.

b.

c.

2. Headlines

When ICT beat Celtic, the headline was famously "Super Caley go ballistic Celtic are atrocious".

What would the headlines be if we were to beat:

Barcelona

Real Madrid

Bayern Munich

Liverpool

Borussia Dortmund

or anyone else you want to make one up for.

3. I know that face

a.

b.

c.

4. Things you shouldn't say ...

a. ... to Donald Trump

b. ... in a lift

c. ... to a female boxer

5. Anagrams

Players / managers names

a. WINS DEAL

b. CROFT DETAILS

c. CASHED A RUNNER

d. A MYTH IS ANGRY

e. UNLAID POX

f. CIAO MURAL

g. JANE LACKS OX

h. HILLY BLANKS

What's the connection?

**Lord Snooty** · 08-11-2016, 22:20

4. Things you shouldn't say ...

a. ... to Donald Trump

Good morning, Mr President. Whistle

jjamez · 08-11-2016, 22:55

1. a brizzle citeh
b burton albion
c barnsulee

2. a. terriers get messi

3 a kach
b schindz?
c hef

4.
b. that was me... #sorrynotsorry
c. girls cant hit #ko

5.

jjamez · (This post was last modified: 09-11-2016, 10:45 by jjamez.)

(08-11-2016, 22:20)Lord Snooty Wrote: 4. Things you shouldn't say ...

a. ... to Donald Trump

Good morning, Mr President.

Looks like you may have to say those dreaded words now youve jinxed it!

Also are those anagrams town based or football in general?

Amelia Chaffinch · 09-11-2016, 14:01

Town based. All are players / managers.

**Lord Snooty** · (This post was last modified: 09-11-2016, 14:37 by Lord Snooty.)

Things not to say to Donald Trump;

See that red button there, Mr President. Don't touch it. Whatever you do, do NOT press that button.

Things not to say in a lift;

(If Gary Monk is in) "Going down? Oh yes you are." Laugh

Things not to say to a female boxer;

"You're a boxer? No! I'd say you look more like a pug with that nose of yours." Whistle

**Lord Snooty** · 11-11-2016, 12:21

If Town beat Liverpool:

Klopp gets Kop Chop

**Lord Snooty** · 11-11-2016, 23:14

Alright then if you need a clue, all the anagram names will be crying into their IrnBru watching this pisch at Wembley.

jjamez · 12-11-2016, 04:01

A. Denis law
B. Scott arfield
C.
D. Gary naysmith
e.
f.
g
h

Amelia Chaffinch · 17-11-2016, 19:55

Answers

1a Bristol City
b Burton Albion
c Barnsley

3a Kachunga
b Schindler
c Hefele

5a Denis Law
b Scott Arfield
c Duncan Shearer
d Gary Naysmith
e Paul Dixon
f Lou Macari
g Alex Jackson
h Bill Shankly

All played for Scotland

Thanks to jj and Snoots for playing.