IMRES NO BULLSHIT RATINGS THE FLIP FLOPS ARE WELL AND TRULY OUT
DAWSON...7Dint have that much todo thanks to Readings being the worst outfit that ive seen at Hillsborough this season apart from Reading at Hillsborough in the Fa cup that is

but he commanded his box well and wasnt afriad to come of his line along with being quite calm and not flapping at everything and it actually looked like we had a Goalkeeper in the net
VENESA 7 Had a fantastic sun tan
LEES...7 Looked good in flip flops
PUDIL..8Swept up everything that Reading tried to carve through the defence commanded the back line in the absence of a proper captain

and if he wasnt such a nutter he would actualy be a great captain himself when he plays like this

definatley should be given another contract lets hope he plays like this if he gets one though
summary of the back 3 is that yet again today they where a good solid unit helped out by Hunt when needed 99% perfect today and all should be considered in next seasons first team
HUNT...8Got up and down as wingback well until his injury which will probably see him sit out the last 2 games (god know palmer at wolves

) hes been one of the best players in the team this year after a feffing nightmare of a season the one before well done to him because hes had to come through alot of stick from me and most of the fans at time

most improved player of the year
MINGE...6Hid most of the first half and ran after his tail in the second half he got a few good tackles in but he doesnt impress me into thinking we will be any good next year if he plays although hes much better than the obvious dogshits
BANNAN ..7Too many times today and over the last 2 seasons he slows play to a halt when the people infront of him dont get into perfect posistions for a pass he waits and turns around with the backpass for me the space is so tight now in football that you are not going to be abale to get so much space upfront so he should be trying his luck more! he did controll the game but against a piss poor outfit

if we are to keep him as king pin then you cant have players like minge in the team we need two more better quality midfielders! now lee is one but we cant rely on him due to injurys niether can we hutch

im with dubia on this id sell him on if the price is right because i cant see us winning enough games playing with him and his style as the sysytem and joss has fell hook line and sinker for it as it has been his only option and after suffering Buttercup and Jones he must think Bannan is the best thing since sliced bread because to me he certainley looks like it and i know the score
REACH...7Terrible first half bad controll bad passin the lot from the 5 million pound player of the year goal of the season etc etc etc

possibly because hes not a midfielder! Bannans back so why bother ! hes been run of his feet for 4 months with dogshite all around him ! hes never been a number 10

and quite frankly his flip flops where to big

Then Hunt went of he went wide and we saw him burst allover the place and finished the game off when he cut up the Reading defence to set Boyd up on a plate

he needs a rest and we have to train this fellow better on the basics for the new season and play him outwide thats his best position
BOYD...6He couldnt be arsed to move in the first half he cant defend as a wingback therefor hes not a very good one

sent a good cross into Rhodes though who missed! and in the second half decided to have a go and it paid off with a well times goal from a perfect reach cross

a better performance today but unfortunatly i do see any point in him even being on the bench next season if we are going to try and get promoted ? we are stuck with him though as Charlie says
kIRBY....NO RATINGThe game was over and i cant remember him doing anything apart from having a word with Bannan when he came on about how shit Portugal is and he would prefer to get shit faced in Amsterdam this coming pre season
Summary of the midfield is the same old as every other week before and lucky for us in the first 20 minutes we wernt playing Wolves

as they were all to deep chasing the ball but after that Reading packed in and everyone got there flip flops out

Bannan plays on his jacks Reach adds the pace and the rest just tagg along Hunt played well today at wingback but if this is the system we need two faster better quailty wingbacks Reach being one yes but whos going to cover ? the middle of the park needs big money throwing at it and players need showing the door others a place on the bench
RHODES...5Lost to the system yet again he had one half chance and that was it played on his own upfront for most of the first half and in the second was spotted putting sun cream on Festers back
FESTER ...9 MOM Like most he played with flip flops on for most of the game but the difference being hes is very good with whatever he plays in

two brilliant strikes at goal no feffing about and the Reading keeper was caught in slow motion rewind twice

one he made for himself with pure determination

lets hope Clownisri sticks to his guns about not selling because this lad is a world apart from the rest
RONALDO...7 Came on and wanted to f...uck anyone that came near him which resulted in the Reading player getting sent of for trying to f..cuk him back

did his amazing trick which im sure that Real madrid player Bob will be practising all week in training after watching the master

hes absalute class and he is the 3 pronged attack
JOAO...7Did a fantastic impression of an annoying pissed up Jirrafe which the Reading players could not handle he caused them problems whenever he had the ball was unclucky not to score as a his close range shot was deflected over the bar
Summary of the strikers is that we are in good knick but if Rhodes is to play a part then play to his strengths or dont bother playing him as we have enough !
JOSS...7He dropped palmer and buttercup brilliant