[Maddix]

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[Chunderbuxton]

what a typical shithouse blade you are chunderbumfucker !! do one you **** !!

My dear old chap,

How nice of you to get in touch again - how are things at the Salvation Army Hostel?

Lady Elspeth was only telling me the other day that you would be a suitable subject for her new paper "How the Dim Witted Decline in Old Age" - we'll arrange for a copy to be read to you very soon.

Looking forward to the play-offs?

Lady Elspeth sends her love,

Yours aye,

Chunders