[theo_luddite]

"Stand-up, if you love the Town" - er, it isn't love darlings, cherubs, latecomers, hangers on, all those that are all fast disappearing again by the week.
After well over 50 years it's a bloody obsession that might otherwise be called stalking and I see no reason to stand up for it, other than I can't see past the idiots that have decided to in the row in front. Not that I'm missing anything anyway, well, this season.

England fans (particularly those under the age of 80) singing anything what so ever to do with Germany and the Wars - we don't hear these on the tellybox and radio, they worked out how to blank them out years ago but Wakey will know what I mean. Particularly when we aren't playing Germany. A bit like our lot singing about L666s when we aren't playing them either, but not as crude, racist or as often as England fans can be some days when they can't work out how to sing something witty/racist/misogynist about the country we are playing.

Mumbles, mumbles Blue and White Army - where Mumbles is the latest head coach (well, for this month). How soon has Micky Buxton been forgotten?

"Your town's a sh*thole, I wanna go home".
1. You came last season, what dramatic improvements were you expecting exactly or was it a night match and this is the first time you've been here in daylight?
2. Er, just how high in the rankings in Trip Explorer is the place where you live? You might want to start writing some fake reviews about the chip shop on the end of your street.
3. Apart from going to another stadium to watch Town, England or whichever home country you choose to follow, how far from the nearest English/Irish bar did you travel for those two weeks you had on holiday abroad for the last 10-20 years or so and what did you have for breakfast apart from a "full monty" and pie and chips for tea with a pint of Stella with both? Benidorm no longer counts as abroad, even though it takes a bit longer to get there than Blackpool. Then again ....

PS - thought I heard Spurs fans singing "that song" or one version of it, again, several times at Fluham the other night and Sky made no attempt to block it.

[Devongone]

The note is a secret assignation for later that evening .........

And I'm glad Theo is a friend, I sense pent-up anger. Just a volcano-full. What's more worrying is that he's right.

[theo_luddite]

Now I've got that off me chest .....

[WakeyTerrier]

England fans can be very embarrassing when it comes to chants

Anything to do with the war is particularly cringeworthy

Sitting in an Irish Bar singing No Surrender and Eff the Pope and the IRA, as you can imagine we avoid these places.

and these days it's Scotland get battered everywhere they go...except they didn't the last time we played each other.

[Lord Snooty]

When the saints go marching in. The slowed down version sung by Spurs fans.

Shite!