[theo_luddite]

Might be wrong but pretty sure we collectively drew a blank v Bornmuff.

Forest on t'other hand opened the floodgates (well compared to recent matches).

Snoots and ritchie get £1 each for Bacuna's strike that nearly took the net down the road into the local Bridgford chippy, Amchaff got another £1 for a clean sheet and I got £5 for 3 points and 2 goals.

Bolton are still taking the piss with Ben Jackson. No wonder they are a League Two club still dreaming of their time in the Prima Donna League if they take players on loan for 6 months and only use them for one month.

Submit claims for missing points on the back of a used £5 note as per usual.

[Lord Snooty]

Thirty eight quid?! It's a good job I'm a tight fisted old git if Her Ladyship's giving away so much.

[theo_luddite]

[theo_luddite]

Look on the bright side Snoots - we aren't going to finish in the top half so she's saved you a £10'er there.

[theo_luddite]

The only thing we got out of the Barnsley game was £1 for Hoggy's yellow card. We got a few more quid from the disaster that was Ewood Park. Well and truly hen-pecked there. The good news is we're now over £130.

[theo_luddite]

So, the numbers are in, and (in the words of Murray Walker) unless I'm very much mistaken .........

Special mention - Snoots finally made it to double figures v Coventry thanks to Danny, Danny Ward.
The 'ability to remove the most moths from him-in-doors' wallet' award - goes to AmChaff - thanks to Danny, Danny Ward and Josh Koroma. Chaffers joint top scores with £41 thus finally extracting the £50 from Snoots's wallet that has been stuck in there for 12 months or more and the quid coin out of his pocket that he uses for the supermarket shopping trolley. I'm guessing he'll be lugging two or three baskets round Asda/Sainsbugs/Morrisons/Aldi (or wherever AmChaff drags him round in chains) for a while to come as a result.
The most points from random scores from all over the place award - ritchiebababes rings the £30 bell with that man Koroma's opener this afternoon.
The most let down by Town in the Yorkshire Derby games but still beat Snoots by 60% award - not to mention Bolton's refusal to pick Ben Jackson for most of his loan - goes to SHEP
And finally I drew with AmChaff - good contest Amchaff, it went right down to the wire

Now if you know different and want to remind me of what I missed, or what extra benevolent funds you want to add on to the totals then used £5 notes are available at your local Bank branch or Post Office for submission of the same. You might not be able get them out of your local hole-in-the-wall. I just used one for the first time in a year and nearly lost my bank card. Funny how that works isn't it? Why do they still need your PIN number and not work contactless??? Oh, OK.

Total at the end of our games - £138 - bostin ower kid as they say somewhere just south of Barnsley.

Once you've all done your forensic analysis I'll create the necessary Just Giving pages so the starving waifs and the lads and lasses in the big red and yellow choppers can get their brass.

Thanks again one and all for taking part - let's hope there's more points and £'s again next season, assuming we and anyone else are willing to keep our wallets and purses open.

[Amelia Chaffinch]

Thanks, theo, an astounding effort as usual.

I'll watch for signs of shock from Snoots. He's not sweating about the tenner yet.

[Lord Snooty]

Top effort theo. And well done everybody. We're a very generous bunch.

[ritchiebaby]

Well done, theo. It's a pity Town didn't do as well as you did.

[SHEP_HTAFC]

Great work theo...top effort