19-08-2016, 22:54
OHHH LORDY.....AH have seen into the future!!
With no new signings made, on Aug 29th Tony Pulis reveals he is in contact with Jade Jones and she has agreed to lead the front line. Secret talks have also been held with the Brownlee brothers as TP is so impressed with their work ethic he is prepared to give em a go, even though they are Leeds supporters and so have never seen a proper football match.
On the last day of the window, in a desperate attempt to lower the average age of his squad, TP announces the suprise signing of Nick Skelton....
With no new signings made, on Aug 29th Tony Pulis reveals he is in contact with Jade Jones and she has agreed to lead the front line. Secret talks have also been held with the Brownlee brothers as TP is so impressed with their work ethic he is prepared to give em a go, even though they are Leeds supporters and so have never seen a proper football match.
On the last day of the window, in a desperate attempt to lower the average age of his squad, TP announces the suprise signing of Nick Skelton....