[Jacko The Flopsy Piglet]

I'm sure someone can do better lyrically than my bag of w4nk

There was money in the bank that night, the futures blue and white, Fernando
Chansiris money was shining for you and me, for your agent to see, Fernando.
Though we never thought we could lose you
There’s no regret
Don’t do the same again, my friend, Fernando

Benny and Bjorn, eat your hearts out!

I'll keep the pessimism going with :-

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