[Maddix]

He's going to love it in L**ds.

Bordeaux to Bradford lodgings

Breakfast at Weatherspoons if only

It's the only pub that's open now although he'll have to have a burger and a pint instead because he'll arrive too late for breakfast due to congestion on the M62, M1, M606, M621 etc because the Bobby's have to close it all down all day to take measurements every time someone uses their screenwash to get rid of an insect that has just dropped off a bridge

Personally I think they are just a load of idle bastards who see closing the motorway system for ten hours as a great excuse to do f'uck all on their shift