[Lord Snooty]

Results for matchday 17: It's congratulations to Junior Jasog, stepping up to the plate when the old man was suffering on his sick bed and coming up with the goods. Top score of the round and extending the lead to 25 points over the chasing pack, who all performed poorly.
Marco still with a badger in play for Thursday night.

JUSTASILLYOLDGIT: 280 pts
Town 2 - 1 Brighton = 0 pts
Town scorers: Holt, Wells (if playing). Bunn if not. = 0 pts
Brighton scorers: FORSTER-CASKEY = 0 pts
Blackburn 3 - 1 Birmingham = 2 pts
Blackpool 0 - 3 Derby     = 4 pts
Bournemouth 1 - 0 Reading = 2 pts
Brentford 1 - 0 Sheff Wed = 0 pts
Cardiff 1 - 1 Ipswich = 0 pts
Charlton 2 - 1 Bolton = 4 pts
Norwich 2 - 0 Leeds = 0 pts
Rotherham 1 - 1 Fulham = 2 pts
Watford 2 - 2 Nottm Forest = 4 pts
Wigan 1 - 0 Millwall = 0 pts
Wolves 1 - 2 M'boro = 0 pts
CSKA 1 - 2 Man City = 0 pts
Bristol City 3 - 0 Bradford = 0 pts
Liverpool 0 - 2 Real Madrid = 2 pts

34 GOALS IN TOTAL  Matchday17 (39, I assume you meant 34 and above) = 2 pts
Matchday total = 22 points

Neonfoxinthebox: 255 pts
Town v Brighton 2 1 = 0 pts
Town scorers: Holt Scannell = 0 pts
Brighton scorers:Greer = 0 pts
Blackburn v Birmingham 2 0 = 2 pts
Blackpool v Derby 0 2 = 2 pts
Bournemouth v Reading 1 1 = 0 pts
Brentford v Sheff Wed 1 1  = 2 pts
Cardiff v Ipswich 1 1 = 0 pts
Charlton v Bolton 1 1 = 0 pts
Norwich v Leeds 2 0   = minus 2
Rotherham v Fulham 2 1 = 0 pts
Watford v Nottm Forest 2 2 man sent off = 4 pts
Wigan v Millwall 2 0 = 0 pts
Wolves v M'boro 2 2 = 0 pts
CSKA v Man City 1 2 = 0 pts
Bristol City v Bradford 3 0 = 0 pts
Liverpool v Real Madrid 0 2 = 2 pts
Matchday total = 8 points

Terrier1987cas: 251 pts
Town v Brighton 2-1 = 0 pts
Town scorers: Bunn, Holt = 0 pts
Brighton scorers: Lua Lua = 0 pts
Blackburn v Birmingham 2-0 = 2 pts
Blackpool v Derby 0-2 = 2 pts
Bournemouth v Reading 1-1 = 0 pts
Brentford v Sheff Wed 1-0 = 0 pts
Cardiff v Ipswich 2-1 = 2 pts
Charlton v Bolton 2-0 = 2 pts
Norwich v Leeds 2-0 = 0 pts
Rotherham v Fulham 1-0 = 0 pts
Watford v Nottm Forest 2-1 = 0 pts
Wigan v Millwall 2-1 = 0 pts
Wolves v M'boro 1-1 = 0 pts
CSKA v Man City 0-3 = 0 pts
Bristol City v Bradford 2-0    = minus 2
Liverpool v Real Madrid 0-3 Bale to score (didn't play) = 4 pts
Matchday total = 8 points

terrier1973: 250 pts
Town 2-0 Brighton = 0 pts
Town scorers: Wells,Bunn = 0 pts
Brighton scorers:
Blackburn 2-1 Birmingham = 2 pts
Blackpool 0-2 Derby = 2 pts
Bournemouth 2-1 Reading = 2 pts
Brentford 2-0 Sheff Wed = 0 pts
Cardiff 2-1 Ipswich = 2 pts
Charlton 2-0 Bolton = 2 pts
Norwich 3-0 Leeds     6 yellow cards (only 4 cards) = minus 2
Rotherham 2-1 Fulham = 0 pts
Watford 1-2 Nottm Forest = 0 pts
Wigan 1-0 Millwall = 0 pts
Wolves 1-2 M'boro = 0 pts
CSKA 1-3 Man City = 0 pts
Bristol City 2-1 Bradford = 0 pts
Liverpool 1-1 Real Madrid = 0 pts
Matchday total = 8 points

ARTERRIER: 243 pts
Town 3 v 0 Brighton = 0 pts
Town scorers: Holt, Bunn x 2 = 0 pts
Brighton scorers:
Blackburn 2 v 0 Birmingham = 2 pts
Blackpool 1 v 3 Derby = 2 pts
Bournemouth 1 v 1 Reading = 0 pts
Brentford 2 v 1 Sheff Wed = 0 pts
Cardiff 1 v 1 Ipswich = 0 pts
Charlton 2 v 2 Bolton = 0 pts
Norwich 3 v 0 Leeds = 0 pts
Rotherham 1 v 0 Fulham = 0 pts
Watford 2 v 0 Nottm Forest = 0 pts
Wigan 3 v 2 Millwall = 0 pts
Wolves 1 v 1 M'boro = 0 pts
CSKA 0 v 3 Man City = 0 pts
Bristol City 4 v 0 Bradford = 0 pts
Liverpool 1 v 3 Real Madrid = 2 pts
Matchday total = 6 points

WakeyTerrier: 247 pts
Town 1-0 Brighton = 0 pts
Town scorers: Wells = 0 pts
Brighton scorers:
Blackburn 1-0 Birmingham = 4 pts
Blackpool 1-0 Derby = 0 pts
Bournemouth 1-0 Reading = 2 pts
Brentford 1-0 Sheff Wed = 0pts
Cardiff 1-0 Ipswich = 2 pts
Charlton 1-0 Bolton = 2 pts
Norwich 1-0 Leeds = 0 pts
Rotherham 1-0 Fulham = 0 pts
Watford 1-0 Nottm Forest = 0 pts
Wigan 1-0 Millwall = 0 pts
Wolves 1-0 M'boro = 2 pts
CSKA 1-0 Man City = 0 pts
Bristol City 1-0 Bradford = 0 pts
Liverpool 1-0 Real Madrid = 0 pts
at least 45 yellow cards in the Championship fixtures( I like to make sure you are keeping the abacus out for these random badgers) (only 34) = 0 pts
Matchday total = 12 points

ritchiebaby: 240 pts
Town 3 v 1 Brighton = 0 pts
Town scorers: Bunn, Butterfield, Coady = 2 pts
Brighton scorers: McCourt = 0 pts
Blackburn 2 v 0 Birmingham  = 2 pts
Blackpool 1 v 4 Derby    = 4 pts
Bournemouth 1 v 1 Reading = 0 pts
Brentford 2 v 1 Sheff Wed = 0 pts
Cardiff 1 v 2 Ipswich = 0 pts
Charlton 1 v 1 Bolton = 0 pts
Norwich 3 v 1 Leeds = 0 pts
Rotherham 2 v 1 Fulham = 0 pts
Watford 1 v 1 Nottm Forest = 2 pts
Wigan 0 v 1 Millwall = 0pts
Wolves 1 v 1 M'boro Adam Clayton to score for Boro = 0 pts
CSKA 0 v 2 Man City = 0 pts
Bristol City 2 v 1 Bradford = 0 pts
Liverpool 1 v 3 Real Madrid = 2 pts
Matchday total = 12 points

jjamez: 242 pts
Town 1-1 Brighton = 4 pts
Town scorers: Bunn = 0 pts
Brighton scorers: Lua Lua = 0 pts
Blackburn 3-1 Birmingham = 2 pts
Blackpool 0-3 Derby - martin to score = 4 pts
Bournemouth 2-1 Reading = 2 pts
Brentford 0-1 Sheff Wed = 0 pts
Cardiff 2-1 Ipswich = 2 pts
Charlton 1-1 Bolton = 0 pts
Norwich 3-1 Leeds = 0 pts
Rotherham 2-2 Fulham = 2 pts
Watford 1-1 Nottm Forest = 2 pts
Wigan 0-1 Millwall = 0 pts
Wolves 1-2 M'boro = 0 pts
CSKA 2-3 Man City = 0 pts
Bristol City 2-0 Bradford = 0 pts
Liverpool 1-1 Real Madrid = 0 pts
Matchday total = 18 points

SHEP_HTAFC: 229 pts
Liverpool 2 - 5 Real Madrid     Ronaldo to put his hand to his ear with the universal 'can't hear you' provocative gesture (gave the calm down gesture followed by a knee slide, I'll give you one point) = 5 pts
Matchday total = 5 points

Marco4: 236 pts
Town 2-1 Brighton = 0 pts
Town scorers: Holt, Bunn = 0 pts
Brighton scorers: Mackail-Smith = 0 pts
Blackburn 2-1 Birmingham = 2 pts
Blackpool 1-4 Derby   = 4 pts
Bournemouth 2-0 Reading = 2 pts
Brentford 1-0 Sheff Wed = 0 pts
Cardiff 0-2 Ipswich = 0 pts
Charlton 1-1 Bolton = 0 pts
Norwich 3-0 Leeds = 0 pts
Rotherham 2-1 Fulham = 0 pts
Watford 1-0 Nottm Forest = 0 pts
Wigan 0-0 Millwall = 4 pts
Wolves 4-2 M'boro = 2 pts
CSKA 0-1 Man City (the early ones always seem to lack goals) = 0 pts
Bristol City 3-2 Bradford = 0 pts
Liverpool 0-2 Real Madrid = 2 pts

Can I play this on Thursday's games? I want Fabio Quagliarella to score.
Matchday total = 16 points

Beefy 1965: 233 pts
Town 2 - 1 Brighton = 0 pts
Town scorers: Holt, Bunn = 0 pts
Brighton scorers: Lua Lua = 0 pts
Blackburn 3 - 1 Birmingham = 2 pts
Blackpool 01- 3 Derby    = 4 pts
Bournemouth 2 - 0 Reading = 2 pts
Brentford 1 - 2 Sheff Wed = 0 pts
Cardiff 2 - 1 Ipswich = 2 pts
Charlton 2 - 1 Bolton = 4 pts
Norwich 2 - 0 Leeds = 0 pts
Rotherham 1 - 2 Fulham = 0 pts
Watford 1 - 1 Nottm Forest = 2 pts
Wigan 2 - 0 Millwall = 0 pts
Wolves 1 - 1 M'boro = 0 pts
CSKA 2 - 2 Man City
Bristol City 2 - 0 Bradford = 0 pts
Liverpool 1 - 3 Real Madrid = 2 pts
Matchday total = 18 points

Amelia Chaffinch: 217 pts
Town 3-1 Brighton = 0 pts
Town scorers: Holt, Bunn, Coady = 0 pts
Brighton scorers: Forster-Caskey = 0 pts
Blackburn 2-1 Birmingham = 2 pts
Blackpool 0-3 Derby = 2 pts
Bournemouth 2-0 Reading = 2 pts
Brentford 2-0 Sheff Wed = 0 pts
Cardiff 1-1 Ipswich = 0 pts
Charlton 1-1 Bolton = 0 pts
Norwich 2-0 Leeds = 0 pts
Rotherham 0-0 Fulham = 2 pts
Watford 1-2 Nottm Forest   = minus 2
Wigan 1-0 Millwall = 0 pts
Wolves 2-2 M'boro = 0 pts
CSKA 1-2 Man City = 0 pts
Bristol City 2-0 Bradford = 0 pts
Liverpool 1-3 Real Madrid Gareth Bale gets crocked (was injured before and didn't play, I'll give you one point) = 3 pts
Matchday total = 9 points

Lord Snooty: 210 pts
Town 2-1 Brighton = 0 pts
Town scorers: Holt, Bunn = 0 pts
Brighton scorers: Baldock = 0 pts
Blackburn 1-1 Birmingham = 0 pts
Blackpool 1-3 Derby   = 4 pts 
Bournemouth 2-1 Reading = 2 pts
Brentford 2-0 Sheff Wed = 0 pts
Cardiff 1-0 Ipswich = 2 pts
Charlton 1-0 Bolton = 2 pts
Norwich 1-0 Leeds = 0 pts
Rotherham 2-2 Fulham = 2 pts
Watford 2-1 Nottm Forest = 0 pts
Wigan 2-0 Millwall = 0 pts
Wolves 1-2 M'boro = 0 pts
CSKA 2-1 Man City = 0 pts
Bristol City 3-1 Bradford Stead to score = 0 pts
Liverpool 0-3 Real Madrid = 4 pts
Matchday total = 16 points

Mitzi: 199 pts
Town 2 v 1 Brighton = 0 pts
Town scorers: Coady, Holt = 0 pts
Brighton scorers: Dunk = 2 pts
Blackburn 1 v 1 Birmingham = 0 pts
Blackpool 0 v 1 Derby = 4 pts
Bournemouth 2 v 1 Reading = 2 pts
Brentford 1 v 1 Sheff Wed = 2 pts
Cardiff 0 v 0 Ipswich = 0 pts
Charlton 0 v 0 Bolton = 0 pts
Norwich 2 v 1 Leeds = 0 pts
Rotherham 1 v 0 Fulham = 0 pts
Watford 2 v 1 Nottm Forest = 0 pts
Wigan 0 v 0 Millwall = 4 pts
Wolves 1 v 2 M'boro = 0 pts
CSKA 1 v 1 Man City
Bristol City 2 v 0 Bradford   = minus 2
Liverpool 1 v 2 Real Madrid = 2 pts

;badger: A Town loanee to score tonight i.e. a player we've loaned out to another club, not one loaned to us. Although one of those might too, but that's not my random badger = 0 pts
Matchday total = 14 points

Citizen Jeebers: 161 pts
NO ENTRY
Matchday total = 0 points

grimois: 169 pts
Town v Brighton 0 - 0 = 2 pts
Town scorers: N/a
Brighton scorers: N/a
Blackburn v Birmingham 1-1 = 0 pts
Blackpool v Derby 0-3 = 2 pts
Bournemouth v Reading 2-2 = 0 pts
Brentford v Sheff Wed 1-2 = 0 pts
Cardiff v Ipswich 2-1 = 2 pts
Charlton v Bolton 0-0 = 0 pts
Norwich v Leeds 3-0 = 0 pts
Rotherham v Fulham 1-1 = 2 pts
Watford v Nottm Forest 1-3 = 0 pts
Wigan v Millwall 2-0 = 0 pts
Wolves v M'boro 1-1 = 0 pts
CSKA v Man City 1-1 = 2 pts
Bristol City v Bradford 2-0 = 0 pts
Liverpool v Real Madrid 1-3 Bale and Ronaldo to score (Bale injured, Ronny scores, I'll give you one point) = 3 pts
Matchday total = 13 points


The table as it stands after matchday 17:
JUSTASILLYOLDGIT: 280 pts
Neonfoxinthebox: 255 pts
Terrier1987cas: 251 pts
terrier1973: 250 pts
WakeyTerrier: 247 pts
ARTERRIER: 243 pts
jjamez: 242 pts
ritchiebaby: 240 pts
Marco4: 236 pts
Beefy 1965: 233 pts
SHEP_HTAFC: 229 pts
Amelia Chaffinch: 217 pts
Lord Snooty: 210 pts
Mitzi: 199 pts
grimois: 169 pts
Citizen Jeebers: 161 pts