[peiowl]

That's probably why I can't tolerate children. They are so childish.

Amelia: I bring to you on my bended knees my most humblest of requests. Would you please deal with that incorrigible chappie known as maddix and make him, yes forsooth compel him, to give to pei what he has duly earned?

In the BIgMan competition, and trust me amelia I am a big man, dear old pei won hands down the guess for the attendance at the game.

Now, maddix, who purports to speak for the common man (!) has ruled that said should go to second place Statesider.

Now, being the jolly nice chap that he is, I'm fully expecting Ssider to decline the and pass it along to me, the true winner.

I'm an old man, you see, and it's not flippin fair for these roguish rascals to keep pickin on me.

I'm relying on you amelia.