[Daffodils on the piano]

My ticket has arrived this afternoon.I aint making any predictions,don't want to tempt fate.I have instucted the wife not to wake me up on Sunday till at least 3pm if we win and 4pm if we don't,that's if I get home.I've heard dire tales of that there London where a chap can get dragged into such dens of depravity where ladies take all their clothes off and you get charged £50 a pint.I might go in and try a half though.My mate says that for a poud or two there are ladies who will do things for you that the wife won't,so I might get one to make my tea.
Come on you Premiership bound Owls.