[Chunderbuxton]

Chunderbucket   me old mate   how's tricks ?

Has Elsie bought that vibrator yet ?

It'll save on the viagra and every penny counts to Prince Abu  

And look on the bright side Chunders   you won't have to play the likes of Burton Albion next season   and I hear that Accrington resembles St. Petersburg in winter 

My dear old chap, I'm tickety-boo, thanks for asking, trust you are the same? 

Don't mention vibrators to me, especially after the episode Elspeth has just experienced - do they not issue release instructions with these things?  Most embarrassing having to take her to the hospital in that state.

Going to watch your play-offs with much interest, so we'll talk again soon, I hope 

Toodle pip, old boy

Chunders