[Maddix]

There are rumours that we may see the mythical beast that is Sam Hutchinson tomorrow.

My grandfather told me stories of the Sam Hutchinson that used to play at S6. These stories have been passed down from generation to generation and perpetuated by SG, who says that he is available in the lead up to each match. All hopes of a sighting though have proved fruitless.

Unfortunately, no-one has seen this mythical beast for many a year and stories of its actual existence seem to be, well, just stories as no-one alive today has actually seen the Hutch.

I told you this would happen with Hutchinson and that he was a waste of xxxx money I doubt he will ever get anywhere near the 34 games for the season you predicted would make him a good investment MS Three games so far