[TheWorthinGer]

Are you gonna exchange kisses with your good buddy next?   What a f###### prat! Piss off and try to annoy someone else at your own level eh!

Ah, looks like I've 'hit a chord' myself. 'Hit a chord' indeed.

Get to a physician, he'll refer you to a neurologist and he'd be able to recommend you for Electroconvulsive Therapy. Or would that 'touch a nerve' too much for you?

The pitch will be wet, but the "powder will be dry" as the "chords are struck".

Hackneyed doesn't do him justice, it's like someone Googled "cliche" and out he popped.  

Meanwhile, back in the Hibs dugout, Leanne was delivering savage retribution on the substitutes as practise for her later team talk.