13-10-2014, 01:08
A woman goes into a Fishing n tackle shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter.
The salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses.
She asks, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
"Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know from the sound it makes." he replies.
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
"That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Diawa reel and 10-lb..Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's actually on sale this week for £44." said the salesman.
"That's amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" she said smiling.
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," says the salesman.
As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts..
At first she's really embarrassed, but then realises there is no way the blind salesman would tell exactly who had farted.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be £57 please."
The woman is totally confused and asks,
"Didn't you tell me it was on sale for £44. How did you get £57?"
"Well the Duck Caller is a tenner, and the Fish Bait is three quid he replied
DD
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter.
The salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses.
She asks, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
"Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know from the sound it makes." he replies.
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
"That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Diawa reel and 10-lb..Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's actually on sale this week for £44." said the salesman.
"That's amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" she said smiling.
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," says the salesman.
As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts..
At first she's really embarrassed, but then realises there is no way the blind salesman would tell exactly who had farted.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be £57 please."
The woman is totally confused and asks,
"Didn't you tell me it was on sale for £44. How did you get £57?"
"Well the Duck Caller is a tenner, and the Fish Bait is three quid he replied
DD
Ubique.