[hibeejim21]

The only beach i would put our players on is the one at gullane. Get their pampered arses up the dunes.

That will get them fit.

So, you're not a fan of Mr Verheijen's modern outlook then?

See, that's where Stubbs - and British football in general - is going wrong. Look at Celtic in Europe this season - two of their opposition managers came out and said the way to beat them was to "run the legs off them". Guess what they did? Molde and Malmo both f*ckin' horsed them that way.

Seems to be a common standpoint in British football - "work the bastards harder", "how would they like to work 60 hours a week down't pits!", "they've an easy life, swanning off to the bookies at lunchtime, wouldn't know a hard day's work if it stood them down't mill 'til their feet bled".

Lot of shite.

Players' fitness needs to be understood and managed. It's the 21st century after all.

It was a joke ffs.