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The only beach i would put our players on is the one at gullane. Get their pampered arses up the dunes.

That will get them fit.

So, you're not a fan of Mr Verheijen's modern outlook then?

See, that's where Stubbs - and British football in general - is going wrong. Look at Celtic in Europe this season - two of their opposition managers came out and said the way to beat them was to "run the legs off them". Guess what they did? Molde and Malmo both f*ckin' horsed them that way.

Seems to be a common standpoint in British football - "work the bastards harder", "how would they like to work 60 hours a week down't pits!", "they've an easy life, swanning off to the bookies at lunchtime, wouldn't know a hard day's work if it stood them down't mill 'til their feet bled".

Lot of shite.

Players' fitness needs to be understood and managed. It's the 21st century after all.