03-03-2016, 18:04
Scene at Leicester suburbia:
"Going to the Match, Babe?"
"Of course, Darling. Pass me my [annoying] rattley-thing."
"Here you are, Love. What about your Tigers shirt?"
"Tigers!? You're soooo last season, Honey. I'm Foxes now. Footy's my game now - We're top of the Premier thingy, you know. I was 10 yards away from Gary Lineker on Saturday. You know the chap off the Walkers advert with the beard."
"Has that nice Gary Lineker got a beard already? I only saw the xxxx yesterday and he'd only got a bit of bumfluff."
"Ya. Someone told me he used to play a bit. Spurs, I think."
"Going to the Match, Babe?"
"Of course, Darling. Pass me my [annoying] rattley-thing."
"Here you are, Love. What about your Tigers shirt?"
"Tigers!? You're soooo last season, Honey. I'm Foxes now. Footy's my game now - We're top of the Premier thingy, you know. I was 10 yards away from Gary Lineker on Saturday. You know the chap off the Walkers advert with the beard."
"Has that nice Gary Lineker got a beard already? I only saw the xxxx yesterday and he'd only got a bit of bumfluff."
"Ya. Someone told me he used to play a bit. Spurs, I think."
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