[Jeebers]

Some old Donkey on Blackpool beach died carting a Geordie heifer around with a kiss me quick hat on, it was 130 years old in Donkey years so Town fans are stopping back after the game at Preston until 5:25pm so they can do a round of applause for the poor animal

Dean Hoyle was quoted as saying 'Eh' of hearing Derek Donkey's passing