[Arcane Astral Aeons]

you wont like what i saw

Tony Pulis Is Still In Charge At West Brom
The Premier League No Longer Exists
It`s Now Called The "League Of Excessively Rich B*****ds"
We Are Still In This League
After Being Taken Over In 2020 By Some Rich Outer Space Mining Company
Manchester City/Man United/Liverpool/Arsenal/Tottenham Are All Forced To Play Home Games Behind Closed Doors
Due To A Intergalactic Clause That Was Implemented In 2021 That Stated The Supporters Of Those Clubs Must Have Supporters That Live Within 5 Miles Of The Grounds.
The Transfer Window Was Abolished in 2019
All Teams Now Play On Synthetic Floating Pitches

The F.A Cup is now sponsored by Tampax

but look on the bright side
at least we know we have Pulis till 2026

oh and season tickets are now fixed at £150

and no more One Direction
No More X Factor(someone shot Simon Cowell in 2022)
and finally
Every person on the planet is required by law to own a copy of...
The Dark Side Of The Moon