[TheWorthinGer]

I can see this thread being shut until May.

why?

Because the transfer window is closed.

didnae close the thread after the last transfer windae slammed shut, oops, a wee facetious jibe there i notice

No, the thread effectively closed itself - with only relevant comments for a day or two after the window closed, and a further half dozen beyond that -  it didn't have a rabid Editor and his gimp howling like retarded monkeys outside it then, so needs closed and locked until summer now.  The noise is appalling.