[theo_luddite]

Right, six monitors all logged on to transfer forums, not a porn channel in sight, last weekend of the transfer window, waiting for the rush of signings................................................................................................................. waiting...........................................................................................................................................................waiting................................................

Tha's in t'wrong place Jeebers. Get thi sen darn to t'train station. That's where you'll spot all our new signings to be. There's a couple of bars to use between trains. Tha'll be seeing double by th'end o' t'weekend.

Just seen Kevin Phillips  . On t'telly at Derby.

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According to SSN Jordan Rhodes is on is way up to Smoggieland for talks with Boro. Could mean more bonus ££££'s in the kitty for us to leave festering in the bank.

Rather than waste money on an expensive mercenary or two on or before Monday I'd rather we bring in a couple of young Prem lads on loan (there will be plenty kicking their heels soon) and spend somewhat more sensible money in the Summer. Of course, if someone offers us really stoooooooooooopid money on Monday morning for (maybe) Wells then go spend some of it maybe a little unwisely on Monday afternoon. Ideally we need someone as well as Wells to score goals, not instead of Wells.