Easy approach again:
"This ain't Villa, bottom of the table and worse than carp, it's Chelsea in a fetching away strip. You'll probably lose cos your massive underdogs but just go out there and do your best.
Especially you, Craig"

Probably a terrible game, and a scrappy draw.
I'd settle for that
"This ain't Villa, bottom of the table and worse than carp, it's Chelsea in a fetching away strip. You'll probably lose cos your massive underdogs but just go out there and do your best.
Especially you, Craig"

Probably a terrible game, and a scrappy draw.
I'd settle for that
