[Chunderbuxton]

Iceland and Aldi? Lady Elspeth won't be seen dead in there because the don't sell caviar and Bolly.

Mind you, she also thinks that Sainsburys only exist to keep the riff-raff out of Waitrose.

Nice to hear from you, old boy - got to go, pheasants won't shoot themselves, y'know.

Yours aye,

Chunders