[TheWorthinGer]

A boy drops an orange, a second boy picks it up. Boy two won't give it bag. Boy one shouts for handers. Boy two gives back orange under duress. Boy one's Big Pals slap boy two round the head for being a thieving wee git. Boy two's pals see this and a riot breaks out.

Thats me paraphrasing a blurb in the John o'groats Courier or similar.