OK, I will warn you, there's no translation. Most of it is understandable though. "Humphy-backit breeg" is self-explanatory.

Edit: Thanks for that Larry, audio was fine before I uploaded it. Google apply their own processing to it afterwards. I've increased the amplification and it's a bit better now - still a bit muffled but then that's an old condenser mic recording from the eighties, compressed down to 128kbps mp3, so not a lot can be done with it now.