[Maddix]

THE LAST MATCH

Oh dear   If that early chance for May had gone in this thread would be a lot more upbeat   After that miss the rest of the match followed an entirely predictable script   TBF, when I saw the makeshift defence I thought we were on a hiding to nothing. But, as I said, I think we would have won comfortably if May had buried that chance

Nuff said   lets move on  


And if it wasn't for these inspirations

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THE MATCH

Ipswich at home   brings our favourite dingle to town   who will probably have SG tied up in knots and blown out of his shitter before HT in the tactical awareness battle  
 
TUESDAY 30th SEPT - KO 19:45 BST

This lot are red hot at the moment and, with Irish Mick in charge, I'd take a point right now    I get the feeling that SG will play our rigid 4-4-2 and McCarthy will have them running rings round us in midfield   once he's stopped laughing at our tactics  

REF WATCH

We've been dealt another upcoming ref in the form of Darren Bond   although I have no complaints about the last ref   who was hardly mentioned on Satdi   Let's hope Mr Bond is just as anonymous  

http://www.soccerbase.com/referees/refer...son_id=144


CURRENT FORM


Us -         
Them -            

Last four head to heads at our gaff don't make pretty reading  

1 - 1
1 - 1
0 - 1
0 - 0

STATTO CORNER

According to the Beeb reports, we have now had 128 attempts in League games of which 32 have been on target   ie made the goalie work   a ratio of 1 in 4 hitting the target which doesn't seem that bad   The problem is that over the last four games we have had 65 attempts and only been on target 10 times   which is about 1 in 8.5   Taking it further, there have only been 3 games in which I think our ratio of attempts to attempts on target are acceptable   The ones highlighted  

BHA 5-1
Derby 21-7
Millwall 10-2
Boro 12-5
Trees 15-7
Noblot 24-4  
Brum 15-3
Reading 16-2  
Taffys 10-1

And saying "well we won some of the games"" where our shooting was crap doesn't wash with me   because our continued inability to hit the target will bite us on the arse more often than it won't  

OTHER FIXTURES OF MILD INTEREST

Derby v Bournemouth
Middlesbrough v Blackpool
Millwall v Birmingham
Norwich v Charlton
Rotherham v Blackburn


ON TO THE TEAM

Please can Hutch, Lee and Lees be available   or we are fucked   Although SG did go 3-5-2 at one stage on Satdi   just had the wrong personnel on the pitch to do it  

Why didn't he play Dielna at CB   is he shit   Just got to pray that Lees is fit, which shows how threadbare we are  

I suspect it will be as you were   with the NEW JJ coming on for the last half hour to knock some balls into the Kop  


THE BIG MANS LEAGUE

Maddix
Owlkev
Wereham
Towinjustonce
Offshore
Chezzie
Imre    
Kimmy

Attendance this week  

ATTENDANCE


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RESULTS

It's not meant to be easy lads  

HHHHD - Maddix

THE MUPPET LEAGUE

PEI   didn't take long did it    

David Jones    Still not forgiven  




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