[theo_luddite]

Wonderfully written piece taking account of our current self inflicted predicament jjamez.

Life would be damned boring if we didn't have Town to moan about wouldn't it? What would we do instead? Feed t'ferrets to t'wippets (or t'other way round) for not performing properly? Send 'er or 'im indoors back to t'mother-in-law for making lumpy mash and weak as witch piss gravy on a Sunday? Answers on the back of a fiver can be sent to my pm address.

Given that Hollowmouth usually causes us more problems in and around the stadium and on the touchline than Miwaw do (apart from one recent season) it's an excellent opportunity to get back on the road to mid-table obscurity. I'm gonna sit on me wooden fence and get spells up me arse for this one. I haven't a scooby-doo how this will play out. They've won one away at Fulham (hasn't everyone so far?) and lost at Reading (our solitary win) while we haven't won at home since oooooh, bloody ages ago.