[Maddix]

Cars, like women, are best kept at arms length, but I think I'm in luuurve with mine; I've washed it twice this week.

Poverty pork, 2003 vintage 2.7 Boxster capable of 150 mph, they say, and blistering quick. However, it's only giving me 30 mpg (prefers 98 octane) and cost me north of £1200 for its first service in my ownership.

I tend to take mine to the asylum seekers   Full hand wash, wax and polish, tyre black, internal vac & trim polish (including boot) and a free air freshener all for 10 quid while I sit and read the papers for half an hour