[Jacko The Flopsy Piglet]

I'm new to this (although I've been amused by the antics on this and the old sites for years), but I'll give it a go.

I reckon England will do the usual and look really ineffective for most of the game against a Swiss side that still has something to play for.

Probably finish 1 - 1.

Late penalty from Rooney.

There, done it. Probably a load of old nonsense though!