[Dingle-Dingle]

Is it the fewest touches from kick-off to scoring? Somebody kicks off and Fred Morris steps up and lamps it second touch into the City goal?
Wait - that'd be the quickest goal, surely.
From the kick-off, Fred dribbles the ball upfield then smashes in into the City net. So only two players touch the ball for the goal. Yes?  NO

The feat was that he scored twice in the opening 56 seconds.

They couldn't have spent much time celebrating goals in those days as there would not have been enough time to score a second goal within that timescale.

Can we clone him?? DD