24-09-2014, 13:14
Dear Maddix.
She is obviously fizzing at the bung hole for you , take these new words , and serenade her at her window , give her a hint it's you , but keep an air of mystery about it , i advise turning up naked and oiled up , but wearing your best balaclava helmet.
Send her a daily picture of yourself from your "weird insertions" range , and ring her up in the middle of the night , put on your gruffest macho voice , and simply utter these words of love to her.
"I'm holding it"
If she doesn't go for this mate she's a f*cking lezzer.
Dierdre.
DD
She is obviously fizzing at the bung hole for you , take these new words , and serenade her at her window , give her a hint it's you , but keep an air of mystery about it , i advise turning up naked and oiled up , but wearing your best balaclava helmet.
Send her a daily picture of yourself from your "weird insertions" range , and ring her up in the middle of the night , put on your gruffest macho voice , and simply utter these words of love to her.
"I'm holding it"
If she doesn't go for this mate she's a f*cking lezzer.
Dierdre.
DD
Ubique.