[Maddix]

Dear Maddix.

You know what they say about Duracell. Goes on and on and on and on etc. I suspect your constant whining has finally led your wife to resort to what all women do eventually. I suggest you search the bedroom. You are looking for a small easily concealed tape recorder on which she is listing all your faults ready for use in divorce proceedings. My advice to you is go to the pub and enjoy yourself while you can...... Oh and open a secret bank account ( wish I`d done that Fin Bitch).

Dierdre. (No use of Sicky peados here) DD    

Dear Dierdre,

I took your advice and all I could find was a receipt for a rabbit which is rather perplexing. We have a dog and some tropical fish but no rabbits. Do you think she's going to surprise me with a visit to Pet City in order to buy a hutch ?

Maddix