[peiowl]

Bollocks   If I'd thought about it I'm sure I could have fitted 'Rocket' into my previous post  

Perhaps the lad just needs a lift 

How about a    for putting the most modes of transport into a legible post Chaz ?  

Talking of posts, I used to lift the funniest comment, IMO, from the previous thread and have a sort of honours board on the next MT 

But nobody thinks my posts are funny. Boo hoo. 

That's because they're not 

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman went into a shop during The war.

I'll have an apple,' said The Englishman. That'll be £2,' said The shopkeeper. The price is gone up with The war.'
I'll have an orange,' said The Scotsman. That'll be £3,' said The shopkeeper. The price is gone up with The war.' Then he noticed that The Irishman had a hump on his back.
'What's that on your back?' he asked him. 'It's me bum, said The Irishman. 'It's gone up with The war.'