22-09-2014, 00:52
(This post was last modified: 22-09-2014, 01:06 by Dingle-Dingle.)
It has come to my attention , that a lot of people who use this board have "issues". We all have periods in our life when we need a shoulder to cry on , or a kind word to help us through a dark period , and I my friends am going to attempt to be that shoulder.
Just dont expect any sympathy.... you f*cking homo's ...get a grip.
I will of course take the pish mercillesly , and i am trying to get a panel of "experts" together to aid me in my counselling.
So please feel free to send in those problems , obviously the more outrageous and made up the better.
DD Dear Dierdre.
Dear Dierdre.
I've got a problem.
You know when you've got the turtle's head and you really, really need to do a dump and you know it's gonna be a biggy? And then you get to the bog and you extrude your turd in the normal manner and, yes, just as you suspected, it was a biggy and then you wipe your arse and pull your pants up. And then you think "aaahhhh, that was good" and you feel all satisfied and fulfilled. And you leave the bog with a jaunty spring in your step and feel ready to face any challenges that the day might throw at you.
Well, my question is, do you get the same feeling if you've just had an arse buggering? I mean, when you think about it, you've got this thing in your rectum which has got to be at least as uncomfortable as a big log, and then when the person doing the buggering has finished his business the thing is removed and the rectum should feel some relief. What's worrying me is, if the after-effects of an anal shafting is as pleasurable as a good shit, am I a closet sponge? Has it happened to you?
The problem is, I can't put this to the test because to do so would make me into a raging, rampant queer. Even if my theory proved to be wrong and I didn't enjoy the experience at all, my anus would have been defiled and once defiled it cannot be undefiled. It's OK for chicks because they can have bum love without transgressing the sexual boundary. How will I cope? Have I caught the gay?
What are your thoughts? DD.
Dear DD
As I told you in rsponse to your PM , no I will not , and I quote
"F*ck you like a little bitch"
Please stop it , youre frightening me.
Saying that though , you cant whack a good cr*p.
Dierdre.
Just dont expect any sympathy.... you f*cking homo's ...get a grip.
I will of course take the pish mercillesly , and i am trying to get a panel of "experts" together to aid me in my counselling.
So please feel free to send in those problems , obviously the more outrageous and made up the better.
DD Dear Dierdre.
Dear Dierdre.
I've got a problem.
You know when you've got the turtle's head and you really, really need to do a dump and you know it's gonna be a biggy? And then you get to the bog and you extrude your turd in the normal manner and, yes, just as you suspected, it was a biggy and then you wipe your arse and pull your pants up. And then you think "aaahhhh, that was good" and you feel all satisfied and fulfilled. And you leave the bog with a jaunty spring in your step and feel ready to face any challenges that the day might throw at you.
Well, my question is, do you get the same feeling if you've just had an arse buggering? I mean, when you think about it, you've got this thing in your rectum which has got to be at least as uncomfortable as a big log, and then when the person doing the buggering has finished his business the thing is removed and the rectum should feel some relief. What's worrying me is, if the after-effects of an anal shafting is as pleasurable as a good shit, am I a closet sponge? Has it happened to you?
The problem is, I can't put this to the test because to do so would make me into a raging, rampant queer. Even if my theory proved to be wrong and I didn't enjoy the experience at all, my anus would have been defiled and once defiled it cannot be undefiled. It's OK for chicks because they can have bum love without transgressing the sexual boundary. How will I cope? Have I caught the gay?
What are your thoughts? DD.
Dear DD
As I told you in rsponse to your PM , no I will not , and I quote
"F*ck you like a little bitch"
Please stop it , youre frightening me.
Saying that though , you cant whack a good cr*p.
Dierdre.
Ubique.