I've been out shopping tonight 
Tried a pair of jeans on that I thought looked quite good but wasn't sure so I said to the wife, "does my cock look big in this ?" 
F uck me 
what a reaction
So I bought some stripey jeans instead
apparently stripes make things look slimmer 
NB This was a joke with sexist inferences. I don't condone sexism but I can also understand the difference between humour and malice or discrimination
Tried a pair of jeans on that I thought looked quite good but wasn't sure so I said to the wife, "does my cock look big in this ?" F uck me what a reaction So I bought some stripey jeans instead
apparently stripes make things look slimmer NB This was a joke with sexist inferences. I don't condone sexism but I can also understand the difference between humour and malice or discrimination
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