09-04-2015, 20:42
A woman takes her 12 year old son to the doctors, and tells the doc that he must look at her sons tadger because its far too small for a 12 year old....
So the doc has a look and says "Yes it is very small for his age.....however don't worry I have the solution for that"
"Is it surgery he needs" says mum......
"No" says the doc....
"Prescription tablets then" says mum......
"No says the doc......"Its burnt toast"
"Burnt toast" says mum....."Are you sure" ??
"Yes......its not a well known thing, but trust me feed him lots of burnt toast and bring him back in a months time .....im sure it will have grown twice the size it is now"
The next morning the lad comes down for breakfast and there is burnt toast all over the kitchen......his mum has 7 toasters on the go....stacks and stacks of burnt toast on the table....all along the benches.....
The lad says..."Mum...i'll never eat all that"......
"I know love" says mum....."The top two slices are yours...the rest is for your dad".....
DD
So the doc has a look and says "Yes it is very small for his age.....however don't worry I have the solution for that"
"Is it surgery he needs" says mum......
"No" says the doc....
"Prescription tablets then" says mum......
"No says the doc......"Its burnt toast"
"Burnt toast" says mum....."Are you sure" ??
"Yes......its not a well known thing, but trust me feed him lots of burnt toast and bring him back in a months time .....im sure it will have grown twice the size it is now"
The next morning the lad comes down for breakfast and there is burnt toast all over the kitchen......his mum has 7 toasters on the go....stacks and stacks of burnt toast on the table....all along the benches.....
The lad says..."Mum...i'll never eat all that"......
"I know love" says mum....."The top two slices are yours...the rest is for your dad".....
DD
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