[Devongone]

I don't think any one thing would cover our lack of crowd Dancing. Apparently the wage bill is the only accurate predictor of success in the higher reaches, so it will cost a lot to go up. And if you come back down, sack the manager who brought you success, you can really crash like Yeovil. Selling players and improving your team at the same time is the real trick.

Bizarrely if you hit the premiership then Sky money makes you one of the hundred richest clubs in world football.