[JUSTASILLYOLDGIT]

Can anybody explain why FIFA or whoever it was, made up this ridiculous rule that ripping one's shirt off in a goal celebration should be deemed as bookable?

'Cause they were sick to the back teeth of seeing these thick sheeplike players copying the first one that thought to do it. I'd go one further. Anyone who does the rockin baby thing, I'd 'ave their bloody arms off! Maybe a bit harsh, but I tell ye wot, they won't do it again!