[Dingle-Dingle]

Derby
Because I'm surrounded by them
Because they are always telling me they are a bigger club than the Albion until I point out our history.
Because my neighbour danced on my lawn when they beat us in the play off final (until I got the hosepipe on him)
Because they beat us in the play off final
Because all their supporters around me actually thought they deserved to beat us in the play off final
Because of George Thorne
Because the only media reports up here are about them
Because they've got a stupid name for their stadium
Because on match days you can't get to the shops because of the terrible access around Pride Park
Because at any event you go to up here you are always accosted by Rammy
Because they have delusions of grandeur calling themselves County

County is a small place compared to Albion. The olde English word for England.(Britain) DD