[Baggievicar]

I had the email from the club last night - "Get ready for Charlton Athletic".
I hope they've sent it to ER and the players.

Are you absolutely certain they weren't calling you up for the starting eleven?

.....or to say a little prayer

I gather from Google that St Jude is the patron saint of desperate cases and lost causes, so perhaps we could try to track him down. Don't know if he wears navy and white, though.