[Slick_Footwork]

Good lord, what on earth have we employed as a "coach"?

I've done some moaning over the years. As far as football goes, I'm a bit of a perfectionist. I expect players to be able to pass and move, tackle, follow their man, make good decisions.

But good lord, I don't remember seeing anything as bad as this...

It's like watching Sunday league. I can't remember us stringing move together. Eric Ramsay makes Ryan Mason look like Sir Alex.

The formation is wrong. The personnel is wrong. We can't play. Nobody is marking up. There is no effort.

I don't know who is playing where.

Heggebo is so isolated he needs a carrier pigeon to pass a message on to his nearest man.

This brainless clown of a manager just needs to pick 4 at the back and give us a few bodies further forwards. It's not rocket science.

What is the point in Ousmane Diakite? I've watched him 20-30 times now and he can't do anything. His passes come in at knee height. He can't run. He doesn't mark up on the edge of the box. How on earth can you start him and have Alex Mowatt on the bench? Yes Mowatt has his restrictions, but at least he can control the ball.

Unless we perform a miracle and turn things around second half, Ramsay needs to go. If not, we'll get exactly what we deserve. Relegation is a foregone conclusion under this guy, I can see it already.

We need to get someone like Big Sam in now just to keep us up. Someone who understands the basics of the game, like you need to actually cross the halfway line to score a goal.

Have we appointed the new Alan Pardew?

Never thought i'd get to say this, but I think we have found one even worse than Pardew.

I hope I'm wrong, but I think if the board fail to take immediate action then we're down. Would be nice if Andrew Nestor went with him too.