[Salopbaggie]

A couple that tickled me the first sang by just about everyone to Liverpool fans (yes I did have to look up the one verse )

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You s**t on the carpet, you p**s in the bath
You finger your grandma, and think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job 'cos you're too f**king thick
In your Liverpool slums

The other I am sure many will remember sang to the tune of the Adams Family:

Your father is your brother,
Your sister is your mother,
You all F**k one another, the dingle family.
da da da da - clap clap - da da da da - clap clap... etc, etc