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His name translates as Fox. It's pronounced Fooks if I can bore you to death for one more sentence. There's a German based company that bought a Smoke-on-Stench based industrial lubricants company with the same name. There are times when I wish I hadn't learned to speak German. pffft.
Sauerkraut - a pissed off German who normally jumps in front of you in any queue you'd care to mention - see ski lifts and sun beds in Europe.*
Bratwurst - the most annoying kid at school
Currywurst - the worst curry served anywhere in Europe
Kartofell - free spuds that fell off the delivery van. Wash carefully before cooking, you can't be sure what they landed in.
Pretzel - beer sponge with a bit of a salt crust. The 2nd best thing Germany ever invented, after German beer.
*Try eating fermented cabbage for a week - there are some queues you'll definitely want to be at the front of, even at a music festival.
I could go on .....
Sauerkraut - a pissed off German who normally jumps in front of you in any queue you'd care to mention - see ski lifts and sun beds in Europe.*
Bratwurst - the most annoying kid at school
Currywurst - the worst curry served anywhere in Europe
Kartofell - free spuds that fell off the delivery van. Wash carefully before cooking, you can't be sure what they landed in.
Pretzel - beer sponge with a bit of a salt crust. The 2nd best thing Germany ever invented, after German beer.
*Try eating fermented cabbage for a week - there are some queues you'll definitely want to be at the front of, even at a music festival.
I could go on .....
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