20-05-2025, 12:14
We have the highest bills in the country down here, because of the coast. So we pay South West Water lots of money to help pour more of our shit into the sea and drive Surfers Against Sewage mental.
And my recent bill advises ME about wasting water, whilst their pipes leak billions of gallons each year ............. and in any case water doesn't escape to Mars or Venus does it? It becomes clouds that rain and the water companies can't be arsed to collect it properly ...... so more clouds and the weather girl needs a whole new wardrobe of frocks, skirts and fetching tops.
Mrs Thatcher, the gift that just keeps on giving.
And my recent bill advises ME about wasting water, whilst their pipes leak billions of gallons each year ............. and in any case water doesn't escape to Mars or Venus does it? It becomes clouds that rain and the water companies can't be arsed to collect it properly ...... so more clouds and the weather girl needs a whole new wardrobe of frocks, skirts and fetching tops.
Mrs Thatcher, the gift that just keeps on giving.