02-03-2025, 00:36
England suffered defeats in both of their two games today. Firstly against Latvia by 5-8, then against Norway by 6-8. Tomorrow they play the rotten-to-the-core USA at 14.30. Oops, sorry, it's only all the president's men who are rotten. I apologise unreservedly to the USA curlers, who I'm sure are pretty decent. If only the Don would be able to follow my fine example.
Scotland beat China in a remarkably low-scoring game by 3-2 in the last end. Tomorrow's two games are against Japan at 09.30 and the aforementioned USA at 19.30.
Scotland beat China in a remarkably low-scoring game by 3-2 in the last end. Tomorrow's two games are against Japan at 09.30 and the aforementioned USA at 19.30.
Cabbage is still good for you