[theo_luddite]

You need to get 2-4-1 or BOGOF deals with those folk BBB.

My old school friend Crystal Balls never forecast her own demise. Covid coughed her tarot card, palm and tea leaf reading business into an early grave. Well, who would venture into a little tent on Morecambe Prom for a reading back then? Who would or could venture to Morecambe come to that? Who still does?

Last seen working the tills at Asda trying to forecast the final bill for full shopping trolleys. Don't think she's ever got any tips for being close though. Unless that pile of stuff next to her till that folk decide they don't want to pay for counts as tips?

To be honest I always thought she was a tea leaf. She always used PG Tips and cut the corners off the tea bags before giving 'em a swirl, but some folk would believe anything.

Is there any football on tonight? Apparently not, L666s are playing.