[Devongone]

We fulfilled our commitment to youth by signing Kyle MacFadzean from Blackburn (when last heading up the tunnel). At only 37 he should nicely match our current age profile. He and Grimes will be able to croon Perry Como's greatest hits as the opposition centre forward speeds through on goal.

I can't imagine too many intricate passing moves out of defence ......... but it'll be someone for John Fleck to call grandad.