[Salopbaggie]

I enjoyed the one we sang at the Manor Ground in Oxford about 25 years ago, to the tune of When the saints go marching in -
My garden shed is bigger than this
my garden shed is bigger than this
it's got a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this

But it was a poor game and we lost, so ti fell a bit flat.

I think there might have been two other verses, one being

"My boxer shorts are bigger than this
My boxer shorts are bigger than this
they've got a hole and a skid mark
my boxer shorts are bigger than this "

Then another with 'my budgies cage, which has a perch and a mirror'.